New England Patriots
Julian Edelman Took Another Beating in the Patriots’ Win over the Jets
Almost every week, Julian Edelman seems to remind us how hard-hitting and unforgiving professional football is. Sunday’s contest against the New York Jets was no different. […]
Tom Brady Won Sunday’s Patriots Game All by Himself
When Gisele Bundchen was exiting Lucas Oil Stadium moments after the Patriots had lost to the Giants in Super Bowl XLVI, she snapped back at a […]
Oddly Enough, the United Kingdom Sure Does Love Tom Brady and the Patriots
There’s been some debate lately over whether the Patriots have usurped the Dallas Cowboys’ old mantle and become “America’s Team.” Polls routinely showed that fans beyond […]
Campaign Asks Goodell to Put Asterisks on All Brady-Belichick-Kraft Era Wins
You thought Deflategate was over. You thought just because a federal judge punched holes in the NFL’s trumped-up case you could drive a Buick through, […]
Bill Belichick Is in Everybody’s Head
The Patriots do more than just beat their opponents on the football field; they seem to cause them to lose their minds as well. Take […]
The Colts Ran the Saddest Play Ever Last Night
Up until Sunday night, the Butt Fumble was the worst play ever run against the Patriots. But now the newly dubbed “Snapfu” has entered our lives. I […]
The Colts Aren’t Responsible for Deflategate
Patriots fans who have been spewing venom towards the Colts over the last nine months should realize they’re just vilifying the whistle-blower. Let’s rewind to […]
Let’s Revisit the Worst Deflategate Hot Takes
As the interminable Deflategate saga wore on, it became more about the NFL’s witch hunt than the Patriots’ alleged infraction. And many national sports media […]
Why This Year’s Patriots Are Even More Impressive Than 2007’s
Those who say it’s wrong to compare this year’s Patriots team with their undefeated predecessors from 2007 are right: what the Patriots are doing this […]
CBS Analyst Phil Simms Appears to Be a Big Fan of Greg Hardy
Cowboys defensive end and convicted woman-beater Greg Hardy received a lot of criticism this week for objectifying Tom Brady’s wife, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, prior to the […]
Greg Hardy Objectifying Gisele Is Roger Goodell’s NFL in a Nutshell
If a federal judge upheld Tom Brady’s suspension for being “at least generally aware” of some under-inflated footballs, the Patriots quarterback would be sitting on the […]
All the Fictional Social Networks Bill Belichick Has Made Up
Bill Belichick doesn’t have time for your selfies, your PSLs, and certainly not your loud music and your Dan Fogelberg. He is a 63-year-old cyborg, […]
The NFL Is Pathetic This Season
The Patriots should begin to think about making their travel arrangements to Super Bowl 50 in San Francisco, because it’s clear few teams are in their […]
I Got Gronk’d on the Gronk Bus with the Gronkowski Family
Everything is gray on this first day of October, and the blue-gray glass on the Fenway’s ever-proliferating luxury high-rises multiplies the bleakness like the mirror […]
Somehow Tom Brady Still Has Critics, And They’re More Asinine Than Ever
You would think Tom Brady’s critics would be sick of the taste of crow by now. After the NFL dedicated its entire offseason to a futile […]